Sandy Version Pokebattles.
Where sanity performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
Battle 8: The Bonds of Battle - 9th May 2009
Location - Interversion Ship Interior
INTERVERSION SHIP used EXPLODE!
INTERVERSION SHIP got a LOAD of EXP!
INTERVERSION SHIP reached LEVEL 67!
NARRATOR wishes this GODDAMN DEATH-TRAP would EVOLVE already!
INTERVERSION SHIP reached its DESTINATION!
INTERVERSION SHIP landed safely!
...NARRATOR made it?
NARRATOR ran away!
Location - Elsewhere
NARRATOR notes LOCATION is STUCK in FORESHADOW MODE!
NARRATOR kicks LOCATION!
Location - SVWebmaster's Room
Mmmphh mmm mmphhh mmmm mmph mmm!
SVWEBMASTER is NAKED, GAGGED and BOUND!
NARRATOR is here to SAVE SVWEBMASTER!
Mmmph, mmmphh mmm mmmm mmmphhmm mmm?
...But NARRATOR has OPPORTUNITY for REVENGE for all the lame PLOTS CLASSIC SANDY ENDURED!
...Mmmphh?!?
NARRATOR used PLAY!
Mmmmmppppphhh!
BATTLE ran away!
Location - Sand Forrest Decontamination Chamber
Player - Dave [3-1-0]
...OK, you've been scrubbing me down for an entire week, could you let me out of this thing?
Not until we've got the stink of Sandy off of you... Though... We're almost there.
...Wait a second... Battle mode, but... No Narrator... And we're actually able to do stuff?
Yeah, what of it? Oh. Right. You've never been somewhere where those two are compatible, have you?
...No... Gah! Not so rough!
Sorry, sorry... That's the end of it, though. Anyway, in answer to your question... I set this pocket version up to work that way, simple as.
...Can I have my clothes back?
...Uhh... It was easier to just burn them than to decontaminate them.
...
We've got some clothes from around here for you, here you go, pop them on.
...A robe?
Only thing we have without a tail hole.
Actually, this is pretty comfy... It'll take some time to get used to wearing something sleeveless, though...
...Uhh... Where's the shoes?
...What use would we have for shoes?
...Fair point, I guess.
Hang on, this isn't a complaint, but you haven't insulted my species for, like, two days.
You're not actually as stupid as your species tends towards being, so they stopped coming up.
...So much for that record. How's the wing, anyway?
Amazing what a full heal will do for status effects.
Location - Sandy Desert
SVFakemaster grabbed his 302,437th grain of sand in a row, forcefully ripped it from where it was, and upon not discovering the Sand Forrest Portal behind it, tossed it on the pile of searched grains of sand. It would be a reasonable, if slow, strategy, except that the Sandy Desert, being a Desert, consists of one great big pile of Sand, meaning what SVFakemaster was using as his discard pile was the same as what he was using as his 'to be searched pile.'
Location - SVWebmaster's Room
BATTLE cautiously peeks through the door!
NARRATOR is just about FINISHED getting REVENGE!
SVWEBMASTER is OPENLY WEEPING into its GAG!
BATTLE will STICK AROUND then!
Mmmphh mmph mmmm mmm mmmph mph mmm!
NARRATOR goes to RELEASE SVWEBMASTER!
NARRATOR lacks a KEY!
Mmmph mmmpphhmm mmm mph, mmm mmmppphmm-mmm mmmpphmmm mmm m mmmphmmmm!
NARRATOr has no CLUE what SVWEBMASTER is saying!
NARRATOR thinks!
...Mmmph m mmmph.
!!!
BONDS want to fight!
Mmmph mmm mmmm mm M mmmphhhh mmm mmmphhh mmmph m mmm mm mm mppph!
BONDS sent out GAG!
...Oh, that's how.
Go, myself.
SVWEBMASTER sent out SVWEBMASTER!
GAG used GAG!
GAG throws up!
...NARRATOR wonders how that WORKS for an INANIMATE OBJECT!
Uhh... This is really awkward... Headbutt?
...Huh?
...What do you mean huh?
NARRATOR wonders why SVWEBMASTER doesn't use some sort of GODLIKE POWERS on the GAG!
...Because my godlike powers are imbued into my cloak of sand which that goddamn imperfect clone of myself is wearing?
Oh!
SVWEBMASTER used HEADBUTT!
SVWEBMASTER BUTTS GAG's HEAD!
GAG is a ROUND INANIMATE OBJECT!
GAG entirely consists of HEAD!
Its super effective!
Critical hit!
GAG fainted!
BONDS sent out LEG SHACKLES!
Oh thank god after all these months I can move my legs again!
LEG SHACKLES used SHACKLE!
LEG SHACKLES rented out a SHACK!
It doesn't effect SVWEBMASTER
Lets use this as an opportunity - Double kick!
SVWEBMASTER used DOUBLE KICK!
SVWEBMASTER kicked LEG SHACKLES in the LEG, twice!
LEG SHACKLES fainted!
Excellent... Now just...
BONDS sent out HANDCUFFS!
HANDCUFFS used CUFF!
HANDCUFFS made an OFF THE CUFF remark!
Its not very effective!
Now I've got the use of my hands back, I use my opposable thumbs to break Handcuffs in two.
SVWEBMASTER used OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
What does SVWEBMASTER think this is? GREEN VERSION?
It's not very effective!
Worth a try, I guess.
HANDCUFFS used HAND!
HANDCUFFS gave SVWEBMASTER a HELPING HAND!
HANDCUFFS took damage from the attack!
A good old fashioned double punch, then.
SVWEBMASTER used DOUBLE PUNCH!
SVWEBMASTER drank PUNCH with HANDCUFFS!
...
SVWEBMASTER's PUNCH was a HYPER POTION!
SVWEBMASTER is fully healed!
HANDCUFFS' PUNCH was POISONED!
HANDCUFFS fainted!
That takes care of that, then...
BONDS sent out BONDS!
...Uhh... Didn't bonds send out all three components of itself to fight me one by one?
BONDS is BONDS, not BONDS!
...Why the hell did I hire you in the first place, again?
SVWEBMASTER wanted a NARRATOR who wouldn't try to TAKE OVER the VERSION!
And I decided to achieve that by hiring someone two Narries short of a Tor?
...SVWEBMASTER is ALMOST as bad as SVFAKEMASTER!
BONDS used BOND!
BONDS has a LICENCE to KILL!
Financial crises.
SVWEBMASTER used FINANCIAL CRISES!
BONDS ran away in terror!
Well, now that that's over, I think I'll put on some clothes.
SVWEBMASTER used OUTFIT SELECTION!
...Hmm... Yes... That will do nicely. It will lose something without the cloak, but I'll be claiming that back off my clone as soon as possible... Then again.. Maybe the suit of armor will have a better impact value...
NARRATOR wonders how long this will TAKE!
Oooooh, that shirt will look wonderful with those shoes...
NARRATOR sighs!